Predict-a-player

[Zippity]

Right. New game.

Which shit, uninspiring player are we almost guaranteed to get in with Bruce claiming he has a lot to offer and fans are going to be surprised, blah blah.

I'll say...Elmohamady from Villa. Played for Bruce before and, even better, is on a free. Ex-smb, too so this one's almost a certainty.

[ex_pat_magpie]

Virtually any player on a free who isn't wanted by any other club and will accept rock bottom wages in order to sit on Cabbageheed's bench despite his ability to play the game.

[toptoon]

Virtually any player on a free who isn't wanted by any other club and will accept rock bottom wages in order to sit on Cabbageheed's bench despite his ability to play the game.

..and preferably from a recently relegated club so his confidence, and probably ambition, are blunted.

[Scott Kirkland]

Let somebody kick you in the balls. Then think of the worst player you can.
That is how I came up with Phil Jagielka.

[Zippity]

That's the spirit, lads.

(and Ilikape, our cynicism is the antidote to our misery, before you say anything.)

[liikape]

I will say my view later that this made me laugh. Finland has gone to the semis in icehockey world championship so I am happy.

[Zippity]

Oh, and Jack Rodwell's just left Sheff Utd...

[malamoto]

Danny Rose

[jacapus]

Christian Benteke would be ideal to play alongside Joelinton.What goal machines they would make !

[Jammy89]

Clyne is out of contract isn't he?

He's a player I could see sucking up to Bruce to come for one last pay day.