Team for 21/22

[griff]

I’ll leave that to Piglet. The only ‘cease and desist’ I’ve had was from the BBC so fill your boots.

[Piglet_Phoenix]

There was a different mod at the time. I had numerous posts deleted regarding this, and possibly was given a short ban.

Anyway, the rumour at the time - and please be advised this was only a rumour (although it did come from someone who worked for the club back then) and I'm unable to verify whether it's true or not, so fill your boots...

The rumour at the time was our certain former manager was sacked after the owner's daughter walked in to his office "after hours" and found him pleasuring himself while dressed as a smurf (the former manager was dressed as the smurf, not the owner's daughter).

Anyway, apparently legal representatives of the unspecified former manager contacted the powers that be and pressured them to delete the posts.

Some may say there's no smoke without fire. Personally I'm not sure what to believe.

[howoldboy]

Maybe he was trying to do a Sloppy Smurf impression.

[cocopops61]

The rumour at the time was our certain former manager was sacked after the owner's daughter walked in to his office "after hours" and found him pleasuring himself while dressed as a smurf (the former manager was dressed as the smurf, not the owner's daughter).

FFS that's got to be an urban myth hadn't it? 😂

I so want it to be true though,having a **** while dressed as a smurf when the owners daughter walks it... Please,please be true 😂🤣😂

[griff]

I remember it Chalky, and the trouble we had mentioning it at the time. Who knows?

[Piglet_Phoenix]

I wonder who the goalkeeper who brushed Beech off last was?

"He called me everyday for three weeks and then suddenly, he stopped calling me..."

[cocopops61]

I remember it Chalky, and the trouble we had mentioning it at the time. Who knows?

But it's just to surreal to be true,why a smurf?

[Piglet_Phoenix]

You'll have to ask the protagonist, Popo old boy.

Whatever floats your boat, eh?

[griff]

Aye, it's an unbelievable story.

[Piglet_Phoenix]

There's a genuine psychological disorder called Boanthropy. Look that up and tell me strange sounding things aren't sometimes true.

Canadian bank notes smell of maple syrup.

Giant two metre tall "mega penguins" used to roam the Antarctic.

In the face of this, a man watching p_rn in a smurf suit doesn't sound that far fetched.