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Thread: Celebrating vandalism

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    Celebrating vandalism

    Down in Bristol I see.

    If I pull down Desperate Dan and lob him into the Swannie Ponds will the statue be put in a museum or will I be put in jail??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deeranged View Post
    Down in Bristol I see.

    If I pull down Desperate Dan and lob him into the Swannie Ponds will the statue be put in a museum or will I be put in jail??
    If you do decide to pull down the Desperate Dan statue, remember to wear an orange boiler suit, under the mental health act, you should get away with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deeranged View Post
    Down in Bristol I see.

    If I pull down Desperate Dan and lob him into the Swannie Ponds will the statue be put in a museum or will I be put in jail??
    Pulling Doon statues is like the Salem witch trials.......complete and utter hysterical lunacy....everyone knows it's lunacy but no one prepared to say this is lunacy.

    And you'd be hunted down 10k reward put oot from DCT.

    We once knobbled Sammy the Tammy (no wuite a statue but heavy as ****) from outside pars club shop and brought him back to Dundee.

    Guy tried to take him in a pub (It was 6foot high) and bouncer said "your no bringing him in here"......reply "how no he's 18"

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    Different age Rross. There are signs of a debate. Edinburgh professor reinstated for defending the right to discuss things.Woke opinion is open to discussion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCram View Post
    Different age Rross. There are signs of a debate. Edinburgh professor reinstated for defending the right to discuss things.Woke opinion is open to discussion.
    In my opinion the country is going all to pot because some people want to re write history to suit their own agenda.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deeranged View Post
    Down in Bristol I see.

    If I pull down Desperate Dan and lob him into the Swannie Ponds will the statue be put in a museum or will I be put in jail??
    I you pull down “Dan” I can’t see the polish coming near you, it’s solid, they’d probably replace it with a statue of you

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdfc View Post
    I you pull down “Dan” I can’t see the polish coming near you, it’s solid, they’d probably replace it with a statue of you
    A statue of me. Now there's something that would definitely improve the city.

    I think Dan's cast hollow by the way, if it was solid the travellers would've had it away for melting long ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdfc View Post
    I you pull down “Dan” I can’t see the polish coming near you, it’s solid, they’d probably replace it with a statue of you
    I noticed there was a wee polar bear thingy top of castle st........whats ahh that aboot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deeranged View Post
    A statue of me. Now there's something that would definitely improve the city.

    I think Dan's cast hollow by the way, if it was solid the travellers would've had it away for melting long ago.
    Travellers.😁

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    Quote Originally Posted by Returnofrros View Post
    Travellers.��
    I'm more woke than I like to admit

    The word 'minks' could offend a lesbian, feminist, man hater - you just never know.

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