Yes it is easy, just look at your response. I am a ftard, no doubt, well spotted. Living in Canada, you could not be further away from Carlisle. Unlike most, you escaped, and now surf in freezing waters.
Are your surfing skills as good as surfing the rain if you were in Carlisle?

I bet its raining there now. Or is it tears for the disaster that Carlisle United are, or tears because you are not in the south. Is it fair to call Brunton Park a Mausoleum?, a burial chamber, am empty vessel?
Not only that, you have a civil war, with no end in sight, surely you are defeated before you start next season.

Bury your hatchets, no, not in my head, but someone, it doesnt matter who, up there, you will feel better. Carry on trying to propel the ball into the opposing net, rather than the other way.
A bit autistic, isnt it. Not good at it either.