OT Funny things kids say

[Scum-Triumphant]

I had my 3 and 1 year old grandsons come and visit me yesterday.

Drew is 3 and has me in stiches,

His mum - Drew, did you as anyone if you could have a biscuit

Drew - Drew - yes, I asked Woody (Woody is his 1 year old brother)


Me and Drew were sat in the garden and Drew hears a magpie.

Drew- Papa that was a bird

me - was it a big bird?

Drew - yes he is trying to eat the baby birds but the small birds will scare him away.

Me - what on earth have you been watching?

Drew - Spiderman

[kentmillerman]

I had my 3 and 1 year old grandsons come and visit me yesterday.

Drew is 3 and has me in stiches,

His mum - Drew, did you as anyone if you could have a biscuit

Drew - Drew - yes, I asked Woody (Woody is his 1 year old brother)


Me and Drew were sat in the garden and Drew hears a magpie.

Drew- Papa that was a bird

me - was it a big bird?

Drew - yes he is trying to eat the baby birds but the small birds will scare him away.

Me - what on earth have you been watching?

Drew - Spiderman

I can relate to similar. Nice post.

[pip_y]

9yr old granddaughter to her mum

Does apricot ice cream count as 1 of your 5 a day? It has apricot pieces in.

[pip_y]

Same granddaughter conversation with mum


Eleanor declared tonight she wants to be a doctor and an author when she grows up. So I said well you’ll just have to work really hard and do both.
She replied : do you think I can learn to write with my feet?
Uh?
So I can do both at the same time. Doctor and write stories.

[sota]

I just heard a 3 year old watching the telly ask his Mum why the lady lifting a huge weight over her head has a pair of b&llox.

[crashbang]

me to daughter.
car won't start, no ignition lights.
Daughter
Why, has someone pinched them?

[crashbang]

daughter filling a form in.
question. Have you any disabilities?
Daughter.
Maths.

[crashbang]

daughter in opticians.
optician.
Can you read the card?
30 seconds later.
Optician. well?
Daughter.
I've read it.
Optician
Can you let me in on the secret.

[CAMiller]

My 5YO Grandson yesterday, either getting into the swing of the LGBTQ+ community or like everyone else he's just confused (or maybe he's figured me out )

"Happy Father's Day Grandad. I'm going to make you a Mother's Day Card"

[gm_gm]

My 5YO Grandson yesterday, either getting into the swing of the LGBTQ+ community or like everyone else he's just confused (or maybe he's figured me out )

"Happy Father's Day Grandad. I'm going to make you a Mother's Day Card"

You’ve confuddled him with your avatar