Pay attention now, we must focus. No more playing with your i phone, or looking in the mirror.

Why do footballers keep hugging each other, punching each other with their fists, spitting, i presume they do that at home too, while at the dinner table and watching tv, taking a swig of water, then spitting it out Harrison Dunk style,

and more bizzarely, making the sign of the cross, the only religious observance they will ever make. Anyway, getting footballers to pay attention is a big job, well said Dion, you just have to think how hard it was for teachers to start a class at school.

The hub bubb would take minutes to subside, the there would only be 15 minutes left, and then the class would empty the room in 10 seconds.

Its not much different at Cambridge.

I am looking forward to the carnage, imagine a fox feeding on a motorway with a lorry barrelling over it, unable to swerve or stop.

United will be a very flat and red stain soon.

Des of March.