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Thread: Joey, Joey what have you done now..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    This thread today is quite ironic, I've been having a problem with my next door neighbour's security alarm which is beeping on and off night and day. I went round this afternoon and asked him politely if he could turn it off, as it was disturbing our peace and quiet. He flatly refused and got quite stroppy about it, sadly it descended into finger jabbing, your usual handbags stuff from two pathetic alpha males who weren't going to back down. Then he grabbed me by the throat so I decked him. He's bigger than me, 20 years younger than me, but I've read Joey's book and took it all onboard.

    The downside is, I don't think he'll be switching his beeping alarm system off any time soon. :
    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    As well as an alarm he has a security camera, if he wants to file a complaint his own camera will show that he grabbed me by the throat first, I was only acting in self-defence. Besides he's a blowhard, big time Charlie, I doubt he will want it advertising that an old man wearing glasses dumped him on the seat of his pants.

    I think I'm safe, but if not Norder, any chance you'd stand bail ?
    Quote Originally Posted by Norder View Post
    am with you Brother......are "You" feeling ok, a little shook up i'd suppose ?.....and no call for his reaction, but you stood your ground, still, a most unwelcome experience.



    Quote Originally Posted by Supersub6 View Post
    You can guarantee that, if push came to shove, his security camera will not have recorded a thing! Your other argument realting to his ego being hurt is probably more relevant though!
    Anyway, fear not my friend, the troops will rally if bail is required!
    Quote Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
    Worry not mon ami. Say the word and the lads will be round.
    .....at least the Thorntons at no 33 were enjoying themselves.





    Last edited by Norder; 25-07-2021 at 09:49 PM.

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    Well done Sinky,a man after my own heart.Cant do with these young know it all bullies.

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    "m with you Brother......are "You" feeling ok, a little shook up i'd suppose ?.....and no call for his reaction, but you stood your ground, still, a most unwelcome experience."

    Surprised myself really, went back home, opened a bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape and after one glass I was perfectly calm and relaxed about it all. I don't normally get involved in stuff like this, although on this occasion I didn't have much option, and I would have thought I'd be shaking like a leaf for an hour afterwards, but I wasn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post

    Surprised myself really, went back home, opened a bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape and after one glass I was perfectly calm and relaxed about it all. I don't normally get involved in stuff like this, although on this occasion I didn't have much option, and I would have thought I'd be shaking like a leaf for an hour afterwards, but I wasn't.

    I see...you had supreme assistance....should have said - Sinkov - you'll be floating like a butterfly.





    ...how long you been neighbours ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norder View Post
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    I see...you had supreme assistance....should have said - Sinkov - you'll be floating like a butterfly.





    ...how long you been neighbours ?
    About ten years, don't see much of him, but never had a problem with him before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    About ten years, don't see much of him, but never had a problem with him before.
    doesn't make sense.....but am hearing more and more strange happenings of recent - Sub.


    - does this experimental jab have some other nasty side effect ?





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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    "m with you Brother......are "You" feeling ok, a little shook up i'd suppose ?.....and no call for his reaction, but you stood your ground, still, a most unwelcome experience."

    Surprised myself really, went back home, opened a bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape and after one glass I was perfectly calm and relaxed about it all. I don't normally get involved in stuff like this, although on this occasion I didn't have much option, and I would have thought I'd be shaking like a leaf for an hour afterwards, but I wasn't.
    Ah well that explains it Sinkov a good Chateaunef de Pape , could cure most stress like that , did you let it breathe ( the wine I mean ) not the neighbour ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by army88 View Post
    Ah well that explains it Sinkov a good Chateaunef de Pape , could cure most stress like that , did you let it breathe ( the wine I mean ) not the neighbour ?
    It was him trying to stop me breathing army, although I don't think he really knew what he was doing, he had two hands clutching my throat, I had two hands free, what did he think was going to happen ? With the wine, cork out and straight down my neck, and it was still excellent, with half an hour or more it would have been a cracker, I'm going to buy another couple of bottles to see anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    It was him trying to stop me breathing army, although I don't think he really knew what he was doing, he had two hands clutching my throat, I had two hands free, what did he think was going to happen ? With the wine, cork out and straight down my neck, and it was still excellent, with half an hour or more it would have been a cracker, I'm going to buy another couple of bottles to see anyway.
    Have you had your collar felt yet mon ami?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinkov View Post
    It was him trying to stop me breathing army, although I don't think he really knew what he was doing, he had two hands clutching my throat, I had two hands free, what did he think was going to happen ? With the wine, cork out and straight down my neck, and it was still excellent, with half an hour or more it would have been a cracker, I'm going to buy another couple of bottles to see anyway.
    Can you send me a photo of the label Sinkov because I am thinking of giving my neighbour a good spanking.

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