Did it say 'previous applicants needn't apply'
We could be receiving applications from Incey, Alex Rae, Shorty and Curly, Kiwomya, The Coat, Branston, Mo Ross, Fullers himself might even shoot off a powerpoint.
Mike Edwards, are you out there? Are you qualified? Wouldn't mind seeing that at all...
Chancers up and down the country will be going through the bullet points saying 'check, check, check'
Only to get to the last one...
- Competent with PC and Mac based operating systems - Sportscode, and Metrica Sports
Oh ****, better get onto to that now