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    Queen’s consent

    Shoot the bitch, and all her offspring.

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    Fact check: Craigown is **** all "the main house", the castle itself is. Craigowan is,at the end of the back road into the place, at the turn-off (as these leeches are) where Strachan's shoppie is/was off the South Deeside road. I was driving up to it to deliver stuff when the jug-luggit heir waved to me from the front window. I ignored him, thinking that it was Ian Durrant. The same day, one of the London undercover tarryhats (fine enough boys) flagged me down to say, "Hemmin, 57 min, ye ****in radge o hell and several neighbouring postcode districts, the wee prince (the jug-luggit heir's only son) has started walking, ca canny when you reverse up to the back door".

    As I was cairting the goods in to the back door, the jug-luggit heir's then wife appeared with the loon, simpered that smile and wished me "good morning". Whatever happened to them?

    I met the 1980 league-winning squad (by coincidence) on the night we clinched the title at Firhill, so they're nae the most famous people I've ever met.

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    I met Ian Dury, if it’s famous Englishmen you’re looking for.

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    Dury was part genius/part ****, according to insiders. He famously had a low booze threshold, so aye needed a member of his crew to accompany him to the pub on tour. His band and roadies took it in turn, and it was such a pain in the arris that they called it Dury duty.

    Very good interview with his loon Baxter, in today’s Guardian.

    https://amp.theguardian.com/books/20...came-a-lottery

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    I just read that a couple of minutes ago.

    Interesting to hear that Baxter's loon is called Kozmo.

    No doubt named after Kozmo Vinyl, who I can confirm is one of life's good guys and probably got the job of looking after Baxter while on tour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 57vintage View Post
    Dury was part genius/part ****, according to insiders. He famously had a low booze threshold, so aye needed a member of his crew to accompany him to the pub on tour. His band and roadies took it in turn, and it was such a pain in the arris that they called it Dury duty.

    Very good interview with his loon Baxter, in today’s Guardian.

    https://amp.theguardian.com/books/20...came-a-lottery
    Cracking read, one interesting childhood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
    I just read that a couple of minutes ago.

    Interesting to hear that Baxter's loon is called Kozmo.

    No doubt named after Kozmo Vinyl, who I can confirm is one of life's good guys and probably got the job of looking after Baxter while on tour.
    I was mildly disappointed that he didna name his ain loon Campbell, Crosse'n'Blackwell, Mosstoddloch or Fochabers.

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    The Blockheads are booked to play at The Lemon Tree on 8 May 2022, according to Chris Simmonds's Gig Guide just out.

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    Who’s left?

    Davey Payne canna still be alive, surely?

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