The Universe is nearly 14 billion years old, so there has to be a galactic tv station. Im sure advanced interstellar societies find humour important, and produce such.

With this programme, it must come with a health warning, if you have a dodgy heart, dont watch. Have a nurse nearby with an intramuscular relaxant, just in case, even if your heart functions normally, as seizures may occur.

Maybe intravenous is better.

The comedy programme will be called today at the Olympics, and will exclusively show pole vaulting, and volting the horse.

Pole vaulting must be a joke engineered by those out to humiliate those that take part, and the audience. Not me, i find it as hilarious as those who invented it.

Just imagine bending your pole, then looking up to see the pole up there, and the thought," i hope i get there".

Classic humour, worthy of Les Dawson. As funny as performing fleas?, i think so. In a half hour show, i wonder how many deaths through laughter there would be.

Bonita of St Matthews street.