Beck was an innovator, so lets try. Beck attacked remorselessly, but with Bonner we must go the other way. Lets have a back five in a line.

What to do with the other five though? A sweeper wont work as we have five already. How to work in a sixth or seventh defender. We could have two defensive midfielders, that makes a backline of seven. Then have three attackers, to keep the Accrington defence defending, and not coming over the top like at Rorkes drift.

Then just keep bombing the ball forwards on a pre programmed tactic where one of the three will be waiting. Obviously the two wings, and a central striker.

If a defender gats the ball, an unlikely circumstance, he can automatically hit one of the three, knowing someone will be there.

Fat use that will be though, if the reciever is Knibbs, Smith or any forward you care to name. Oh, the ironclad Ironside might win the ball briefly.

Sounds good? 0-0 and a point coming. With the wind in our favour, a clearence may in fact end up in the Stanley net.

Wind. The United 12th man.

The taliban are winning 5-0 in afghanistan, whats the similarity between United and the taliban.? None. Both launch witch hunts then punish.

Lilly of Tunstall.