I always felt a certain relief that I had a second surname as my middle name.
Cruickshank

Saved me from having “Arthur” or something like Neeps.

I think women have the short end of the stick here and end up named after some obscure maiden aunt.

Mrs Donsdaft has always bemoaned the lack of a middle name.
Until I pointed out that her granny’s name was Willamena that is.

So, any belters out there, it’s confession time.