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  1. #21
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    Lennon also said "Life is what happens when you are busy making plans".

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    There's a tree-hugging leftie up the road who's permanently on Facebook lecturing about how we should be welcoming millions. It's been met with a bit of anger. Comments like 'Why don't you put them up them you woke Kant ?'.

    So I went a stage further and drove a lorry load of them to his gaff.


    Last I heard they ate his wife.

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    Gatwick announced they are building a new runway.
    They will f ucking need it to cope with the swarms of immigrants being flown in daily !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tricky1966 View Post
    Gatwick announced they are building a new runway.
    They will f ucking need it to cope with the swarms of immigrants being flown in daily !
    Yes my informed freind,


    I'm so upset about the situation that I've prioritised my smuggling business. I'll only take Afghans now. When I take the RHB into the channel, any dinghy I come across is routinely questioned. If the illegals on board can't name the entire Afghan cricket squad, their shirt numbers and exact batting and bowling averages, their boat is humanely blown up. It leaves space for those in more need. One of them nearly did the other day but he said Rashid Khan's test bowling average was 22.39 when any true Afghan would have known it's 22.35. So he was clearly a Somali or something.

    We do what we can!

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    Yes my friend we do what we can.
    I would allow the swarm to have one last meal on OUR BEACHES though before we slingshot them back out to sea.
    It would be Priti Patel served on a spit roast.
    Well we cannot send them back hungry can we.
    We are civilized people after all.
    We do what we can.
    Last edited by Tricky1966; 26-08-2021 at 05:38 AM.

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    And rightly so.
    I've had to euthanise a whole hoard of the kants posing as council recycling operatives, to accommodate another consignment of sea fairers. It was a hard decision, but if they couldn't tell me how many people live in Kabul, to the nearest dozen, then they were put to sleep. Svetlana my hairy arsed female Vixens worked her fingers to the bone euthanising the heathens among them. But she's a fine wench and is used to the work having received her training with the local spetznas in Moscow.
    Like you my friend, we sing from the same hymn sheet!

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    Quote Originally Posted by griff View Post
    I thought that said News Trump

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    They said the young bloke that fell from the plane was a keen footballer.
    He should have stayed on the wing!

    Hat Coat and door firmly shut!!

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    Went to donate to the Afgan's in need appeal this morning at the local Methodist church and done our bit for the cause.
    I found an old bucket in a skip which they can use as a toilet.
    The Mrs donated an old mobile phone (it don't work but it looks nice)
    And our daughter kindly donated one of her old dolls (it is missing it's head but seems quite fitting as they like that kind of thing.)
    Every little helps

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