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Indeed a quandray Mon ami,
Gardeners World love a tear-jerking story. That lefty kant Monty Don has one every week. And the Beeb sent me an email after some interfering T,wat neighbour wrote to them to tell the great work I do with asylum seekers. I may have mentioned that I use them in the grounds when I was pissed up down the Halfway House at some stage. Now they want to come to Langport and do a feature about it.
Might be difficult explaining WHERE I use the fackers!!
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Will you lot.stop having a go at those poor unfortunate people
I have invested in a dinghy shop in France and hope to see a good return on my investment in the near future lol
On a serious note. The SNP knob in Westminster was spouting off saying the government isnt bringing enough over.
Well they've loads of room up there so I wonder if him and that horrible 2hat nicola will take em all up there. Doubt it
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One cannot save the world my learned friend despite best efforts.
Sadly, emergencies have to jump the queue.
It's why I've set up a charity to help the thousands of desperate customers of Nando's, families torn apart because of chicken shortages!
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The Nando's Chicken shortage has caused much tension in our household.
Nerves are frayed and tempers flared.
We are having to survive on Grouse/Partridge and Venison.
And these immigrant's think they have problems!
They don't know their bleeding born!!
It really is a struggle but we carry on the best we can.
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Will probably be a shock to the system when they realise they can’t drive a Toyota pick up mob handed armed to the teeth down Longbridge road! FFS.
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Can just imagine them driving on the railway line blasting out "please release me" and other Engelbert Humperdinck hits on their 1970's ghetto blaster.
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Well,
Leicester have proudly announced they are the only city in the Midlands taking part in the government's resettlement scheme.
Hello Mrs Abadallah. I haven't seen your son Mohamed for weeks.
No Mrs Anwar. He's working in London.
Aaaah.....they blow up so quickly!
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The world has gone mad.
I am in Twitter jail (again)
For violation of their code of conduct.
All i said was bung all immigrants out to the boonies.
And now Maccy D is closing all seated areas.
And Nando's is still out of chicken
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Ah, No Nando, No Jihadist!Originally Posted by Tricky1966
The world has gone mad.
I am in Twitter jail (again)
For violation of their code of conduct.
All i said was bung all immigrants out to the boonies.
And now Maccy D is closing all seated areas.
And Nando's is still out of chicken
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At least the British chippie is still open
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