OT. Send help!

[michaelowen]

I’ve got the miley Cyrus, can you please post some jokes to cheer me up?

[Zippity]

Ah, bugger. Look after yourself, man. How are you feeling?

Dive down this particular rabbit hole to keep yourself amused:

http://viz.co.uk/category/letterbocks/

[michaelowen]

Thanks mate. I’ve had both jabs a while ago but I’m feeling really rough with it. Wife’s got it but she’s nowhere near as bad as me. Affects people differently.

[toptoon]

I’ve got the miley Cyrus, can you please post some jokes to cheer me up?

Well I’m currently stuck in a quarantine hotel near Heathrow airport on day 4 of 10 (flew in from Brazil). On top of that they lost both my suitcases which have still not appeared. Last I heard they were on their way back to Brazil!

Feel better now?!!

[Zippity]

Well I’m currently stuck in a quarantine hotel near Heathrow airport on day 4 of 10 (flew in from Brazil). On top of that they lost both my suitcases which have still not appeared. Last I heard they were on their way back to Brazil!

Feel better now?!!

Shit the bed, man, that's rough. I hope the hotel isn't as bad as they say...but, even if not, that's the shitty end of the stick you've got there, bud.

[toptoon]

Shit the bed, man, that's rough. I hope the hotel isn't as bad as they say...but, even if not, that's the shitty end of the stick you've got there, bud.

Thanks, man. The hotel room is good and so is the food (we were lucky there). Heathrow airport, though, was chaos. Apart from the lost luggage we spent 2 hours at passport control and were on the bus for 2 hours getting to the hotel which is only about 3 miles from the airport.
Day 2 test was negative though and so we’re healthy and so better off than michaelowen (get well soon!!)

[Zippity]

Thanks, man. The hotel room is good and so is the food (we were lucky there). Heathrow airport, though, was chaos. Apart from the lost luggage we spent 2 hours at passport control and were on the bus for 2 hours getting to the hotel which is only about 3 miles from the airport.
Day 2 test was negative though and so we’re healthy and so better off than michaelowen (get well soon!!)

Well I hope your luggage turns up soon, man, and MichaelOwen gets over it quickly.

The poster, that is...the real Michael Owen I want to be sat on by an elephant.

[michaelowen]

Sorry to hear that toptoon. Still bad but I’m not hospital bound so far. As for the real M O, he can have this any time!!!

[toptoon]

Sorry to hear that toptoon. Still bad but I’m not hospital bound so far. As for the real M O, he can have this any time!!!

No danger of going to the lungs or being hospital bound if you’ve been double jabbed, but you can still feel pretty ill. Hope it’s going ok - fruit, fruit juice/vitamins could help your body fight it.

[Zippity]

Update required on the Covid/luggage front, fellas.

Hope both situations are resolving themselves in your favour?