The womens super league seems to be taking off. Just what we need, more football.

Cage fighting is excellent, i can watch that, its proper sport. Pro Bull riding is good. There is axe throwing in the fens, id like to see that. The thought of a heavy axe head spinning through the air, to bury itself in something soft, like Jeremy Corbyns crack makes me smile.

Ploughing competitions in the fens doesnt really offer any sort of heckling oppurtunities, but pig racing does. The only thing ploughing offers is " he got that wrong".

Racing pigs is good. Any Cambridge pig would still come second, with an Ely pig called Matilda, coming first. Cage fighting is on freesport sometime, try it. It really is savage, just what we need, not this prissy fist bumping nonsense you see in football.

I might watch a ladies game for the totty.

Carlton, a doorman.