Despite it not being a fire drill after 50 minutes - The fundee exit at 93 minutes has been commended by the fire safety advice centre and will be used in all government inductions as an example of blindly ignoring what is going on around you, indeed refusing to accept its true, head down and snake out and straight to bed. Its like a thing of beauty to be honest the choreography - better than winning a trophy i bet. I suppose they have had decades of practice mind you but still impressive stuff.
Even more impressive when you can blatantly ignore the 100th time of saying we are gonna murder you, big team sleeping giants no more, id rather have claud wittington than a trophy, DABS and fvck jim mclean.
Its quite entertaining (no its comedy gold) - Hope, reality, bed - repeat, bed, repeat, hide, get beat, lose hope, be brave, be abusive, be dundee (abusive), repeat, mention the wittington chappie again, forget things - 26million things, boo the cvnt mclean, say you dont care, sleep, win nothing and repeat again - until you die. I enjoyed that yesterday but i enjoyed winning our first 3 trophies at the greyhound track too, saw another couple and europe too. I didnt enjoy being relegated but it was a relief as it was happening. I enjoy the fact that is your biggest claim to fame since 73. hehe
As for DFC Thomsons, BBC (well their pundits) , Pithullaboo fae the scotsman and McPoke - either pity them or laugh. Im still laughing.
Hate the derbies as the build up is - well turgid, one sided, pathetic and hollow. Doesnt matter what we do or win to some. Who invades the pitch a 1-0? well it was 0-0 lol, the derry pitch invasions, booing cvnts, ootdoor, stay press, ironed jeans, tully, tache, crass, big team too.
I didnt think I cared about Dundee. Im obsessed. Obsessed with laughter. Must calm down but want to write a 100 things that make me laugh.
SRYB
stay in bed next time you hvn rejects (of course you will as its boycott time surely
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