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Thread: Poetry requests

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    Poetry requests

    Im sure Griff enjoyed my little ditty, maybe he copied it and put it up on a wall. I am open to requests, its a bit slow, a little culture goes a long way.

    So does talent, which i have got.

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    Up the Dale
    Down the Ale
    Up the Dale not for Sale
    Down the Ale
    Up the Dale

    Do I win a prize 😀😀

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    My friend Billy had a five foot willy
    He showed it to the girl next door,
    She thought it was a snake
    And hit it with a rake.
    Now it's only two foot four.

    Anonymous.

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    I wish I was a diamond ring
    Upon a ladies hand,
    Then every time she wipes her a­rse
    I’ll see the promised land.






    Aspatria station bog wall c.1969

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    And also……the shortest poem in history - unless you know better:


    Coughin’
    Coffin.


    I thank you.

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    Rockin' robin?

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    Yes yes yes, excellent. Yes blackdog, you win my admiration. And griff, there is an assumption in there. Maybe the object of lust was in fact where the paper was inserted. I can certainly sign up to that one.

    And piglet..... try harder.

    I would now like to render my brilliance, and i shall but not today, as i must give you something that will touch deeply. When a birthday or christmas comes up, it might be worth writing this love poem into a card for your beloved. It will be well recieved.

    It was written by an Indian prince who fell in love with a girl who was the wrong caste, racist or what. He was imprisoned to be executed, and in that frenzy, wrote this.
    It wuz found in the dead sea scrolls, it is very old.

    Even now,
    I remember you made answer very softly,
    We being one soul, your hand on my hair,
    The burning memory rounding your near lips,
    I have seen the priestesses of Rati make love at moon fall
    And then in a carpeted hall with a bright gold lamp
    Lie down carelessly anywhere to sleep.

    Even now i love cypress and roses clear
    The great blue mountains and the small grey hills
    The sounding of the sea
    Upon a day, i saw strange eyes and hands like butterflies
    For me at morning larks flew from the thyme,
    And children came to bathe in little streams.

    Even now,
    I know that i have savoured the hot taste of life,
    Lifting green cups and gold at the great feast
    Just for a small and forgotten time
    I have had full in my eyes from off my girl
    The whitest pouring of eternal light......

    Sob.....

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