Newcastle vs Leeds

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I ordered a takeaway tonight before the match on UberEats. After you pay it tells you the name of the delivery driver and their mode of transport. Tonight it said:

'Your takeaway will be delivered by Maradona on a bicycle"

.....and no i'm not joking! I thought it was a good omen and we'd get 3 points but it wasn't to be...

More detail needed....curry, pizza, Chinese, burger?

[Alberts__Lob]

More detail needed....curry, pizza, Chinese, burger?

It was a McDonald's.....couple of burgers, fries and chicken nuggets...

I was a bit disappointed when Maradona arrived as he was actually in a car. He wound down the window and i said i was expecting Diego on a bike and he just laughed and handed it over

Gonna order again next week....perhaps my takeaway will be delivered by Pele in a hand glider?!

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Ryan Taylor over the wall...?

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Mind, looking back, much as he was a clown all night, he was a clown for both sides-how he didn't give them a penalty for that Willock challenge...?

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Ryan Taylor over the wall...?

I'd like a Chinese delivered by Colocinni on a penny farthing!

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A pair of melons delivered by Myleene Klass on a pogo stick?

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A pair of melons delivered by Myleene Klass on a pogo stick?

I'll settle for that!

[Alberts__Lob]

Mind, looking back, much as he was a clown all night, he was a clown for both sides-how he didn't give them a penalty for that Willock challenge...?

That was a stone wall penalty and he was right infront of it. We got away with one there for sure