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    Lads all welcome

    BT: Free holiday here, well, at a small donation.

    Israel said to be facing 'severe' shortage of sperm donations

    https://www.ynetnews.com/health_scie...icle/ry0xw1agy

    Head of Herzliya sperm bank says sperm scarcity stems from higher demand, stringent health checks and overall decline in 'quality of sperm among young men' - which can earn them some NIS 700 a sample,( 158 quid a donation! ) that over the past few years the demand for sperm all over the country has skyrocketed.

    "It is not as if we do not have any sperm left, but demand has very much increased over the past few years, which stems from more single women and same-*** couples wanting to have children."

    "At the same time, we see that a large proportion of the candidates who come to us to donate, fail to complete the task and become donors."
    ( Oh! sorry lads, all that's necessary, which include being unmarried and between the ages of 20-32.) That all 'us lot; out of it ! Well I did try to get you a holiday here, very sunny, lots of beaches, very nice chicks, great food, well we tried !

  2. #2
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    Yea ! Go on BT, once you get in and drop tha trousers it'll only take a minute to produce

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