Reply With QuoteOnly if 1 was present!Originally Posted by gaz1959
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Life is just a series of events and there's no point in keeping glancing back at what's happened,keep going forward and you will be all right
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Only if 1 was present!
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Yes the nawty "C" word was used as a full stop and my favourite "Turned out nice again"
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I'm heading down there Tomorrow with 20 barrels of imported horse glue from Turkmenistan.
I'm bringing Ivan, Flick, Bunty and the gang with me. We have enough lentil and kale cakes to last for a week and Sophelia has knocked up a fifty gallon drum of delicious nettle wine from her dad's 12k acre farm in the Dordogne to keep our spirits up.
I'm going dressed as the lone ranger so feel free to pop over, we could do with a hand blowing up the 50 foot doll of the nude Greta and her giant cock!
Sadly, Fleur won't be with us. At the first protest, she drank four gallons of Tarquin's cordial which it seems had fermented over the summer and caused her to remove all her clothes and bare her behind at the stationery lorries. One of the brutes, Slovak I believe, rammed his thingy right up there.
So she's in hospital with the stitches although she still has a smile on her face.
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I think you're one DJ ;-)
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I'm deeply honoured Sir!I have waited a lifetime to recieve this recognition from a fellow C*unt, you have no idea what this means to me you debaucherous thug!
Beware Gaz is about!!!
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Oi Oi calm down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYGy-j_oH5Q
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So Gaz is a Brute then, Well well sly old C unt.
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It would be better if we had a super model on here!!
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We did have onceIt would be better if we had a super model on here!!
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