Crouchie

[sinkov]

They live on a different planet these people don't they, he's writing in the Mail this morning, giving advice to Mo Salah. "The best thing he can do is sign a five year deal, secure himself for life and become a club legend.''

In what alternate universe is Mo Salah not already secure for life, on his money he has been for years, just how much money does Crouchie think is needed to become secure for life ?

Dickhead.

[Altobelli]

Most of them are Dickheads Sinkov, Too much money and too much time on their hands, they know nothing of REAL life and hardship, OK some of them may have lived it growing up but it seems for most all that is forgotten when the huge amounts of money start coming in.

They may think they can converse in Football, and even then they talk crap, listen to Liniker, Shearer and the rest and that should give us a clue.

Its a well known fact that Michael Owen can talk Football underwater, but any other subject is too complicated for him.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Most of them are Dickheads Sinkov, Too much money and too much time on their hands, they know nothing of REAL life and hardship, OK some of them may have lived it growing up but it seems for most all that is forgotten when the huge amounts of money start coming in.

They may think they can converse in Football, and even then they talk crap, listen to Liniker, Shearer and the rest and that should give us a clue.

Its a well known fact that Michael Owen can talk Football underwater, but any other subject is too complicated for him.

I'm not even sure about that Alto he swears blind he saw the current Leeds keeper playing for their under-16's and "thought he had a chance of making it."

Turns out Leeds signed him from a League 1 French club when he was 19. Stick to the nags Michael, you are crap with footy.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

They live on a different planet these people don't they, he's writing in the Mail this morning, giving advice to Mo Salah. "The best thing he can do is sign a five year deal, secure himself for life and become a club legend.''

In what alternate universe is Mo Salah not already secure for life, on his money he has been for years, just how much money does Crouchie think is needed to become secure for life ?

Dickhead.

Crouch's brains are in his dick sinkov. Who really cares what he thinks?

[Norder]

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Crouch's brains are in his dick sinkov. Who really cares what he thinks?

thats the idea - BT......as long as he can spout egomaniacal shlit - he dont care, so why should we.

[sinkov]

He's not that daft Mr Crouch, I doubt he writes any of that tripe anyway, it'll be some work experience snowflake in a back office, Crouchie allows them to put his name to it, and gets well paid for the priviledge.

[wanderlust]

I suspect Crouch gave that advice based on bitter personal experience.
He was almost nomadic playing for what? A dozen different clubs plus loan spells elsewhere?
Never stayed long enough anywhere to become a true "club legend" and perhaps that's a personal regret that haunts him and doesn't want Salah to go down the same path.

[Norder]

I suspect Crouch gave that advice based on bitter personal experience.
He was almost nomadic playing for what? A dozen different clubs plus loan spells elsewhere?
Never stayed long enough anywhere to become a true "club legend" and perhaps that's a personal regret that haunts him and doesn't want Salah to go down the same path.

the eight PL years he spent at Stoke - Wander ?

[wanderlust]

Fair point but does a goal every 5 games or so make a club leg end? I don't believe it does.
A proper leg end would be Lofthouse: 1 club, 455 appearances, 255 goals - plus 30 goals in 33 appearances for England.
Or Burnley's goal machine George Beel.
But Crouchie? Here's a link to Stoke City's top 10 club legends and I can't see him in there
https://www.1sports1.com/greatest-st...-players-ever/

[Norder]

Fair point but does a goal every 5 games or so make a club leg end? I don't believe it does.
A proper leg end would be Lofthouse: 1 club, 455 appearances, 255 goals - plus 30 goals in 33 appearances for England.
Or Burnley's goal machine George Beel.
But Crouchie? Here's a link to Stoke City's top 10 club legends and I can't see him in there
https://www.1sports1.com/greatest-st...-players-ever/

take your point....So with 8 years, and with the profile he's gained...why not the "legend".
It seems he twisted when things went pear shaped, relegation or replacements consigned him to the bench....so I'd say he's just...cunning, had good PR behind him etc....certainly nothing for him to regret, did very well considering.... .