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  1. 08-10-2021, 09:31 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by spaldy View Post
    Did they really need to spend $300 million to buy that club? Just curious.
    Perhaps their advisors get a percentage of the purchase price?

    To be fair big club with a decent stadium and loyal fan base.
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  2. 08-10-2021, 10:09 AM #12
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    Goalkeeper lets one slip through his hands into the net = Hands chopped off.

    Striker misses a sitter = Foot chopped off.

    And so on......

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  3. 08-10-2021, 10:27 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by hopelesslyoptimistic View Post
    Good luck enforcing the regs - look at Man City who won their challenge - the Regs themselves are thought by many to potentially be so poorly drafted that they could be legally challenged.

    If they really enforce them properly throughout UEFA how home Barca and Real Madrid carry on regardless?

    Simple way around the Regs - big Saudi based sponsorship from an ‘unconnected’ business = bigger revenue = spend away
    https://www.theguardian.com/football...h-as-barcelona
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  4. 08-10-2021, 03:40 PM #14
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    more camel toe than jockey.. She's was from near Ripon. family once owned the Light water valley Theme park.
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  5. 08-10-2021, 07:54 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by hgatenasty View Post
    more camel toe than jockey.. She's was from near Ripon. family once owned the Light water valley Theme park.

    What the fnck happened to her boat race? Looks like she belongs in a theme park now. I thought she was okay at one time….
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rev72 View Post
    Goalkeeper lets one slip through his hands into the net = Hands chopped off.

    Striker misses a sitter = Foot chopped off.

    And so on......

    Lucky it's not the Columbians taking over as any of that they take a bullet to the head
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    Quote Originally Posted by hgatenasty View Post
    more camel toe than jockey.. She's was from near Ripon. family once owned the Light water valley Theme park.
    Still biking mate ?

    They say 'Everything looks better from the inside of a biking helmet' - but not Amanda.
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  8. 08-10-2021, 11:29 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by george_kaplan View Post
    What the fnck happened to her boat race? Looks like she belongs in a theme park now. I thought she was okay at one time….
    Maybe an increased dosage of whiskey is required GK
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  9. 08-10-2021, 11:42 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by whitestomper45 View Post
    Maybe an increased dosage of whiskey is required GK

    plus a wee dram more…..why the fnck women do that to there faces? She looks freakish.

    Friday night in Newcastle t & a hanging out … nah…..pass me the Jameson.
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  10. 09-10-2021, 12:12 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by george_kaplan View Post
    plus a wee dram more…..why the fnck women do that to there faces? She looks freakish.

    Friday night in Newcastle t & a hanging out … nah…..pass me the Jameson.
    Thursday night in Whitley Bay, was grab a grannie night.... plenty of Jameson required lol
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