Derby Administrators Miss A Trick

[Andy_Faber]

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...20211008212884

sorry rA, its a link

[ramAnag]

It is indeed, Andy...and there is of course a place for them, eg MA’s in the previous thread.
Unfortunately, on the basis that this one is neither funny nor relevant, all you’ve done is provide an example of why people, even moderators, should be more selective in their use.

[Geoff Parkstone]

Bah humbug, and a miserable Christmas to you Scrooge McRA.

Or is it that you are either a secret Taliban or Smoggie offended by the humour. Hmm it is beginning to fall into place...

[ramAnag]

Bah humbug, and a miserable Christmas to you Scrooge McRA.

Or is it that you are either a secret Taliban or Smoggie offended by the humour. Hmm it is beginning to fall into place...

Bloody hell...you really are stalking me aren’t you? Weird...you avoid answering when I respectfully ask a serious question, but resurface within moments to try and score points over something like this.
Sorry I have to disagree...I’m not offended, it’s just not funny IMO. Guess I just don’t find the Taliban, amputees and the suppression of women’s rights as hysterical as you.

[Andy_Faber]

It is indeed, Andy...and there is of course a place for them, eg MA’s in the previous thread.
Unfortunately, on the basis that this one is neither funny nor relevant, all you’ve done is provide an example of why people, even moderators, should be more selective in their use.

Couldn’t disagree more rA. The Daily Mash has given me more wryly observed lols than anything else on the net over the last decade, much of it by the way a massive ripping into all the characters on your personal hit list.

[Geoff Parkstone]

A doctor, a lawyer, and a teacher were waiting to be guillotined by the Taliban.

They tested it by chopping off the head of a goat. They dragged over the doctor. "Do you have anything to say?" "Why kill me? I'm a doctor. I can treat your sick and injured." "Off with his head!" shouted the mullah. The crowd roared. The doctor was stuffed into postition, the executioner jerked the lanyard and - nothing heppened. They took the doctor out and tried it on a goat. Chop! It worked perfectly.

A big cry went up from the crowd. "Spare the doctor. It is the will of God!" And the doctor was freed.

Next they dragged up to lawyer. "I'm a lawyer. I can represent your cause before the world court..." he was stuffed into the guillotine... the lanyard... nothing happened... the goat... the crowd "...the will of God" and the lawyer was freed.

Next they dragged up the teacher. He said: "There's a little nut that stops the latch lever every other pull. Gimme a file and I could file it down."

[Andy_Faber]

A doctor, a lawyer, and a teacher were waiting to be guillotined by the Taliban.

They tested it by chopping off the head of a goat. They dragged over the doctor. "Do you have anything to say?" "Why kill me? I'm a doctor. I can treat your sick and injured." "Off with his head!" shouted the mullah. The crowd roared. The doctor was stuffed into postition, the executioner jerked the lanyard and - nothing heppened. They took the doctor out and tried it on a goat. Chop! It worked perfectly.

A big cry went up from the crowd. "Spare the doctor. It is the will of God!" And the doctor was freed.

Next they dragged up to lawyer. "I'm a lawyer. I can represent your cause before the world court..." he was stuffed into the guillotine... the lanyard... nothing happened... the goat... the crowd "...the will of God" and the lawyer was freed.

Next they dragged up the teacher. He said: "There's a little nut that stops the latch lever every other pull. Gimme a file and I could file it down."

Missing of course was the accountant. Which type I'm not sure. There are of course three types of accountant, those who can count and those who can't

[Trickytreesreds]

A doctor, a lawyer, and a teacher were waiting to be guillotined by the Taliban.

They tested it by chopping off the head of a goat. They dragged over the doctor. "Do you have anything to say?" "Why kill me? I'm a doctor. I can treat your sick and injured." "Off with his head!" shouted the mullah. The crowd roared. The doctor was stuffed into postition, the executioner jerked the lanyard and - nothing heppened. They took the doctor out and tried it on a goat. Chop! It worked perfectly.

A big cry went up from the crowd. "Spare the doctor. It is the will of God!" And the doctor was freed.

Next they dragged up to lawyer. "I'm a lawyer. I can represent your cause before the world court..." he was stuffed into the guillotine... the lanyard... nothing happened... the goat... the crowd "...the will of God" and the lawyer was freed.

Next they dragged up the teacher. He said: "There's a little nut that stops the latch lever every other pull. Gimme a file and I could file it down."

Incomiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, don't bully meh!

[Geoff Parkstone]

For God's sake lighten up rA, you're like the bloke nobody wants to ask down the pub as he just sits moaning and not joining in with the banter. The forum dementor, one might say

[ramAnag]

For God's sake lighten up rA, you're like the bloke nobody wants to ask down the pub as he just sits moaning and not joining in with the banter. The forum dementor, one might say

Why? Because I regularly disagree with the current little gang of three?
Andy posted something including a ‘pop’ at me...I responded...in my opinion it’s a poor and unfunny piece of wannabe satire...end of.