I heard it through the grapevine that you had a new bird Trick. Better hope the missus doesn't find out about it.
So far today i have seen,
Ugg boots make a desperate comeback,
A big issue seller shouting "buy one get one free",
Two dead Hedgehogs in the road (these creatures are cute but thick to high heaven)
And now Pigeons are panic buying rice.
The world has really gone mad.
I heard it through the grapevine that you had a new bird Trick. Better hope the missus doesn't find out about it.
That Pigeon is more scary than my mrs Dave. Just look at it's eyes