Look what i have for you? See i am kind and thoughtful.
You know you want it don't you, You really really want it.
Don't deny that you are a chocoholic because i know you are.
Is your mouth drooling lustfully for this sinful pleasure?
Admit it and say loud and proud "My name is Dave and i am a chocoholic".
I am off to Sunday confession now to have my weeks sins absolved (But not my avatar) That is staying.
Claim your gift of the sinful chocolate or later today i shall feed it to the Seagulls.