Bruces new job.

[ex_pat_magpie]

In another thread, "What Newcastle need to stay" upTerryMac had a good idea of keeping Bruce on and letting him work his contract out instead of letting the nerd walk with millions.

I think this is a great idea to test his principles but I also think he shouldn't have a job of any influence and nowhere near any of the playing staff.

I think it should be boring, mundane, and mind-bending to make him suffer for the pain he has put us through.

Has any poster any good ideas as to what he could be made to do.

[Jammy89]

He could be sent on a scouting mission.

See what talent we're missing out on in Antarctica.

[MidsMagpie]

Could mow the training ground

[ex_pat_magpie]

Could mow the training ground

Both good ones Mids and Jammy, also he could do a count on the blades of grass as well as mowing.

[Jammy89]

Both good ones Mids and Jammy, also he could do a count on the blades of grass as well as mowing.

WOuld we trust him to count though

[ex_pat_magpie]

WOuld we trust him to count though

Do you think he might pocket some. A difficult one for him would be to count the corner flags.

[Zippity]

I'm guessing such a move would be anticpated and accounted for in the terms of his contract (otherwise I guess any club could save the compo by saying 'we're not sacking you...but go and be the assistant to the assistant coach of the U13s'

[Scott Kirkland]

He could blow up the paddling pools, Fill the wheelie bins with ice.