Sid Waddell
"If we'd had Phil Taylor at Hastings against the Normans, they'd have gone home."
Murray Walker the king of classic mis quotes....
"There's nothing wrong with the car except it's on fire."
"With half the race gone there is half the race to go."
"IF is a very long word in Formula One; in fact, IF is F1 spelled backwards."
"I imagine the conditions in those cars are totally unimaginable."
"Even in five years time, he will still be four years younger than Damon Hill."
"Either that car is stationary or it's on the move."
"That's history. I say history because it happened in the past."
"Do my eyes deceive me or is Senna's car sounding a bit rough?"
"There are seven winners of the Monaco Grand Prix on the starting line today, and four of them are Michael Schumacher."
"And the first five places are filled with five different cars."
"The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."
Simply beautiful Murray and so sadly missed from F1.
Sid Waddell
"If we'd had Phil Taylor at Hastings against the Normans, they'd have gone home."
Brilliant. Ahh memories.
In my Uni days The Day Today was a must see and once upon a time I could stream off loads of dialogue. To this day I can still be heard saying, usually every other game, "he's got a foot like a traction engine", usually in response to Ladapo's attempts to control a football!
Also when he tries to explain the route to the final with one of these and then gives up
Not really classic but funny and Millers related…
Against Millwall at home last season on ifollow.Micky icky totally missed the ball and let Millwall in to score…but brecks audible “orrr fu.cking hell” whilst on co comm was funny and took the anger of what had just happened somewhat.