A well known social media forum i was reading earlier had a highly informative article on the animalistic behaviour of the common Northerner.
It focuses on their cognitive behaviour regarding burnt fried chip wastage parts they refer to as scraps.
It also had a study comparing Monkey behaviour regarding eating behavioural patterns.
The result was a 97% likeness of the Monkey to the Northerner.
So said social media platform has had an #tag set up by a group of outraged Northerners called NorthernersLivesMatter.
This has nothing to do with my opinions so don't shoot the messenger.
But never the less a most interesting read.