On receiving the news.....Shrewsbury 4 Cambridge 1, what would Jesus say or do? He would say, in a New York Jewish accent, " Whadda ya want me to do, perform miracles?"

He would then fall to his knees and pray, then get up immediately and mutter, " flogging a dead horse mate".

Danny Devito, in his genius as Louie De Palma would get that look on his face, the look that says " ive got you".

" Shrewsbury? Shrewsbury,? what league are they in?, is it the league for no bodies?, Nobody even knows where Shrewsbury is. Do they round up a team from the city centre at 12 on a saturday.?

I expect the chairman is on day leave on a saturday from a high security establishment.

Anyway, buy cheap, get cheap.

You cant afford it mate.

Vic, of Burnt Chimney Drove.