Funny

[fantykestic]

The Barnsley Manager, Marcus Schopp, walks into the local bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?"
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"
SCHOPP: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am the manager of your towns football team and am well known with all the press coverage about me.
Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Schopp: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Schopp but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Schopp: "Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."
Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"
Schopp stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing to help matters. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue and I'm bereft of ideas."
Cashier: "Perfect. Will that be large or small notes , Mr Schopp. 🤣🤣🤣

[Romared]

Luvvitt
A true story this , My Wife to be worked in a Bank in Town , the enquiries bell rang , so she went to answer , a young portly man with a strong accent stood there, he wanted to do some bank transfers , he had no I D , he also said " I've just signed for your Towns Football Club " don't you know who I am ? I'm Ronnie Glavin , it didn't mean a thing to my Wife , she has zero interest in football , He eventually did come back with proper I D got his transfers done, and Happily that's where the story ended !

[Young_Nudger]

I knew this lass that served on the makeup counter at Boots in town.
This fella walked in and demanding he got served straight away.
When she ignored him - he starts banging on the counter and shouting “do you know who I am - do you know who I am - do you know who I am !!!”
She walked over to him and looked at him shook her head and said “no, sorry”.
I’m GEOFF BOYCOTT !!!! …… he said.

Never heard of you she said.

That encounter didn’t go down very well.

She described him to me as an horrible big headed b@stard.

[Hemsy_Phil]

I knew this lass that served on the makeup counter at Boots in town.
This fella walked in and demanding he got served straight away.
When she ignored him - he starts banging on the counter and shouting “do you know who I am - do you know who I am - do you know who I am !!!”
She walked over to him and looked at him shook her head and said “no, sorry”.
I’m GEOFF BOYCOTT !!!! …… he said.

Never heard of you she said.

That encounter didn’t go down very well.

She described him to me as an horrible big headed b@stard.

Thats a shame.


Not seen you post in a while.


Thought you had been banned.

[Barnsley Chop]

The Barnsley Manager, Marcus Schopp, walks into the local bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?"
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"
SCHOPP: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am the manager of your towns football team and am well known with all the press coverage about me.
Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Schopp: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr Schopp but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Schopp: "Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."
Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."
"Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"
Schopp stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing to help matters. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue and I'm bereft of ideas."
Cashier: "Perfect. Will that be large or small notes , Mr Schopp. ������

Nice one Fanty !

[Barnsley Chop]

Thats a shame.


Not seen you post in a while.


Thought you had been banned.

Calm before the next storm Hemsy.

[Hemsy_Phil]

Calm before the next storm Hemsy.

The ice he walks on must be wafer thin you'd think.