I, wiv seen best onnit nar.
Four months of freezing days un bitter, windy and wet neets. Mary's p ussy al catch Covid this winter if it gets wet through.
Looking forrad to next Happy Valley wi Tommy Lee Royce released. A keep trying to shek their hands and be an extra but av not got Nudger's charisma.
Thur all knobbing nar on Emmerdale--Aaron & Ben, Charles wi owt in a skirt, Will to get wi Bernice, Noah and Chloe, David and Victoria, Mackenzie and Charity, thur all at it.
Keep well fellow Arseoyle,