Burnley v Crystal Palace Match Preview

[warminsterclaret]

We've scored more goals than Arsenal this season and conceded fewer than Manure.

[sinkov]

We've scored more goals than Arsenal this season and conceded fewer than Manure.

I love positive thinking, 10 out of 10 Warmie.

[sinkov]

We are all over the place defence wise Alf

When Benteke can score two against you in half an hour, your defence has gone to rat-$hit and no mistake.

[warminsterclaret]

I love positive thinking, 10 out of 10 Warmie.

I'm trying sinkov. Here's another - only 2 teams in the EPL are on a longer unbeaten run than The Clarets.

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and we're the only club with a part time tea lady who commutes from Ascension Island...we've got the shortest pitch in the PL by 336 microns...and a manager who has a team of elfs to help press his suits.

[warminsterclaret]

And this is our 6th consecutive season in the EPL. How have we managed that? Two words, Sean Dyche.

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And this is our 6th consecutive season in the EPL. How have we managed that? Two words, Sean Dyche.

thats three words - Warmster, more if your welsh.....but yes, it is possible that he partly the curse of our repetitive streak.

[warminsterclaret]

Sean Mark Dyche is three words Norder.

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Sean Mark Dyche is three words Norder.

you just added two more - warmster...your on a roll !

[The Bedlington Terrier]

When Benteke can score two against you in half an hour, your defence has gone to rat-$hit and no mistake.

He also missed the target from 6 yards out with a free header in the first half!