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Thread: The funsters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arabdownsouth View Post
    Was the Groin Stroker assisting with the clear up?
    No he is playing 5 a sides indoors today mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUNBOAT View Post
    My Dens Park Mole informed me that bits of TheAuldHunStand were flying everywhere,the door of Dairy portakabin toilet is missing and The Dr Noodles suite was in the T C Keay end this morning.
    The mattress is spinning out of control in the derry like a possessed piss stained deamon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shedboy1971 View Post
    The mattress is spinning out of control in the derry like a possessed piss stained deamon
    F*** it's in good company in the derry then as all them in derry are like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave63 View Post
    F*** it's in good company in the derry then as all them in derry are like that
    best rhumba ever

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    Favs with the bookies to win the derby.The one's i have looked at anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUNBOAT View Post
    Favs with the bookies to win the derby.The one's i have looked at anyway.
    Based on absolutely **** all but hey, prefer when the bookies don't fancy us tbh

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    Were we not also favourites for relegation too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackRowArab View Post
    Were we not also favourites for relegation too?
    Joint Favs with The Funsters and County with most firms but i'm sure one company had us clear Favs to go down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUNBOAT View Post
    My tickets for The Dr Noodles suite arrived today with the following sanitary advice.

    If after your meal you need to defecate please use the portakabin behind the 'Dairy' however if its only urination you require just do it discretely in the shopping trolley area.
    Well GB, by a miraculous Act of God, it would appear that both the Dr Noodles and the Owler Motor Services Suites have survived the storm carnage. Phuck knows how but there you go.


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    Have those things got bogs? 😂

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