The funsters

[Arabdownsouth]

peter has to clutch at the very thinnest of straws because he's never seen his team win anything, ever! He will keep posting the same old guff time and time again because he simply has nothing else to bring to the table. I can honestly see him punching the air when he feels like he's put one over on one of us, doing a full on Danny Dyer t shirt over his head running round his bedroom to celebrate his victory.

[GUNBOAT]

peter has to clutch at the very thinnest of straws because he's never seen his team win anything, ever! He will keep posting the same old guff time and time again because he simply has nothing else to bring to the table. I can honestly see him punching the air when he feels like he's put one over on one of us, doing a full on Danny Dyer t shirt over his head running round his bedroom to celebrate his victory.

Aye The Groin Stroker assist bet springs to mind.

[GUNBOAT]

An 18 month deal for a player who has done SFA for 2 years tells me that McPoke and Nelms have completely lost the plot.

[Dave63]

An 18 month deal for a player who has done SFA for 2 years tells me that McPoke and Nelms have completely lost the plot.

The Funsters saying same thing . This was meant to be a exciting signing but not according to the forums 😄

[GUNBOAT]

The Funsters saying same thing . This was meant to be a exciting signing but not according to the forums ��

They are screaming oot for defensive stability so they go and sign a 34 year old winger who's legs have gone,only the FUN springs to mind.

[JamesMcClean]

Mate of McPoke’s - check
Over The Hill - check
Looking for a last payday - check
Unwanted by previous Club who can’t believe their luck taking said player off their hands - check
‘Big’ (for Funny FC) Name who doesn’t actually fit into a coherent transfer strategy - check

Yep, standard.

[Dave63]

They are screaming oot for defensive stability so they go and sign a 34 year old winger who's legs have gone,only the FUN springs to mind.

They reckon defender from celtic or MCcart from St Johnstone next signing so probably get some 35y striker instead . We putting bid in for Scott Allen according to them

[DUFCstokie]

Had this one with you before Shedka...over 17000 Dee's that day ...still more than United have ever had against either side of the old firm at Hampden FACT

Sad, sad, sad

[stokearab]

Mate of McPoke’s - check
Over The Hill - check
Looking for a last payday - check
Unwanted by previous Club who can’t believe their luck taking said player off their hands - check
‘Big’ (for Funny FC) Name who doesn’t actually fit into a coherent transfer strategy - check

Yep, standard.

Craig Curran springs to mind 😅

[japanarab]

Sad, sad, sad

This thread was sent to me a few week back, explains all you need to know about the Funsters’ pain.

“ im 49 and for my entire life supporting dundee is been one disappointment after another.

just 1 major trophy before i shuffle off to wherever would be f**cking nice.”

“ I'm 34 so obviously never seen any major trophy sadly... If that's not bad enough my English team is Fulham so I don't even know if I remember what a trophy looks like...”

“ 54 and like most others have seen us win heehaw other than old div 1”

One of them Peter?? Would explain a lot.