Newcastle v Burnley Match Preview

[outwoodclaret]

https://true-faith.co.uk/match-previ...-their-season/

A humorous though not entirely flattering take from Tyneside of today’s visitors from Lancashire aka “the turd that just won’t flush”. An honourable mention too in passing in their review for one who bears my surname!

[army88]

https://true-faith.co.uk/match-previ...-their-season/

A humorous though not entirely flattering take from Tyneside of today’s visitors from Lancashire aka “the turd that just won’t flush”. An honourable mention too in passing in their review for one who bears my surname!

I have a sneaking suspicion we’ll be fine outwood , if there a one thing Burnley and Dyche love it’s to be the underdog - written off backs against the wall , they’ll be a lot of huff and puff by them but we’ll be ok in this one.

Tarky will level St maximal if he gets another chance me thinks , he won’t have appreciated the criticism last time and our own French wizard may break Geordie hearts ( plus wood can’t play that bad again - couldn’t trap a bag of sand the other night ).

[Balanbam00]

It should be an interesting game today, in our defence Tarks, (I am not saying enjoyable ,that may be after the match?) showing he can stop anything, even a bullet shot from 50 yds, after all if N'castle are interested in him? With N'castle sunk in the Prem at the moment, they need a saviour at the moment, and so St Maximus will be on fire! It's Wood that I bother about ,is is form on the wane? Will Charlie have a blinder? Let the show begin!

[wanderlust]

Difficult to predict this one but I reckon you can have 'em.
Hope you do because they'll probably show shots of that woman trying not to grimace - the one with the face of a Gerry Anderson creation.

[sinkov]

Difficult to predict this one but I reckon you can have 'em.
Hope you do because they'll probably show shots of that woman trying not to grimace - the one with the face of a Gerry Anderson creation.

She'd do for me, never mind the face, look at the bank balance.

[sinkov]

Tarko back, Ben out, Collins keeps his place, Westwood replaces Cork in midfield.

[Norder]

this is awful - if we dont beat this lot of amateurish scrap.... .

[Norder]

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Taylor saves us....again !

Corneto off (injury) - Vydra on....15 mins remain this half - and if we're not leading going into the second - I refuse to suffer it.

[ClaretinBudapest]

Cornet off.Pope fluffs it.Vydra firing blanks.If we cant beat this shower of shoite we deserve to go down

[ClaretinBudapest]

We have had some dour 45 minutes under Dyche but that ranks up there with the worst.