Event build up thread: Russia v Ukraine

[donsdaft]

Good, isn't she?

Global Britain etc. etc.

Big spaces on supermarket shelves but they're British spaces.

Best in the world.

[dons8321]

Here you are.

Warning: contains utter fuuucking idiocy in a wrapper of primary 3 presentation skills.

https://youtu.be/y2V3PrfN98U

I'd seen the cheese quote many times on HIGNFY but I'd not seen the whole speech which is amazingly evenly more ****ing excruciating. Welcome to our next PM!

[Donanddusted]

Here you are.

Warning: contains utter fuuucking idiocy in a wrapper of primary 3 presentation skills.

https://youtu.be/y2V3PrfN98U

"We produce more varieties of cheese than the French yet we import so much that we consume."

That'll be because most folk aren't xenophobic and like the taste of foods made in other countries.*

*Egg, beans and chips the Spanish way seems popular with her core audience.

A cabinet of roasters occupy government at UK level.

And we cannot do a damn thing about it.

[57vintage]

"We produce more varieties of cheese than the French”

I hope that the PM’s smegma isn’t included, although I suppose Nadine Dorries has been dining on it for weeks now.

[donsdaft]

Boris is going to have kittens if the French help to diffuse the situation.

Of course, perhaps it'll be because they're prepared to look at the reality instead of just repeating an extreme mantra over and over again.

[Mason89]

We were chatting in the pub after watching Dumbarton trying to play football & the discussion was around what the worst word in the English language was.

Smegma is a good shout

[Donanddusted]

Hmmm, just about as bad as that r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r, r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-run!! There! I just managed it.

[Shetland Don]

We were chatting in the pub after watching Dumbarton trying to play football & the discussion was around what the worst word in the English language was.

Smegma is a good shout

Are the Russians threatening the Ukrainians with a good spreading?

[donsdaft]

F'uck off Boris
What on earth has it got to do with you?
Someone who has repeatedly broken or threatened to break international law.

This'll be the England that claims a part Spain, Ireland etc. etc.

Lying b'astard.

[Red Zone]

What a moaning b@stard Putin is. Complaining about everything from 1918 onwards with Stalin, Lenin Gorbachev and Clinton amongst others all getting it in the neck. About the only thing he didn't complain about was sevco not getting a penalty yesterday