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Thread: O/T. A bit of daft fun

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    O/T. A bit of daft fun

    What I mean is clever but funny Spoonerisms, and I'll bet Zippity will be the best at this, either by knowing most or making up most new ones.

    My two favourites are "He's a fart smella" and "he's a Cupid stunt"

    Come on lads and lasses. Rack the brains and give us some laughs.

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    I saw a band called Betty Swollocks once!

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    Also saw a band called Norfolk N' Good which i thought was brilliant

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    In a similar vein, was in a works quiz team years ago as a young ‘un with some older geezers and it was called Norfolk ‘n’ Chance - took me a few years to click what the joke was

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    There's that old trick (was it in Porky's?) of getting someone to call out has anyone seen Mike Hunt...

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    Bart Simpson and his number prank calls to Moët’s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippity View Post
    There's that old trick (was it in Porky's?) of getting someone to call out has anyone seen Mike Hunt...
    Or Jack Mehoff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippity View Post
    There's that old trick (was it in Porky's?) of getting someone to call out has anyone seen Mike Hunt...
    Just out of interest Zip, I looked online for Michael Hunt, and would you believe there are quite a few of them, some prominent too.

    What either thoughtless or mickey-taking parents to name the offspring that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alberts__Lob View Post
    I saw a band called Betty Swollocks once!
    our cat is called cooking fat, every morning when its pestering me to be fed and i nearly trip over him, i always shout

    THAT COOKING FAT!


    our other cat is called Mr Bigglesworth but hes a crank

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    Quote Originally Posted by TANYA_ View Post
    our cat is called cooking fat, every morning when its pestering me to be fed and i nearly trip over him, i always shout

    THAT COOKING FAT!


    our other cat is called Mr Bigglesworth but hes a crank
    I've got a black and white dog.....couldn't have chosen another colour could i?

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