Wisbech 3 Soham 0, glory be. Is there hope? Histon and Soham are doomed, can Wisbech catch Sutton Coldfield and Daventry?

Stay tuned to find out. When is Uniteds next game, probably not for weeks. I bet the players are slumped in front of the tv with an empty bottle of night nurse in preparation.

Theres not much material to go on is there?, during christmas. I must admit mocking United is fun, its hard to find a more anarchic club. Im sure there is a sitcom in there, with Ian Mather as a leading role in lederhosen, Paul Barry as Mr Grace, in are you being served, not wrong there, and Ironside as Mr Humphries.