Transfer thread

[wanderlust]

Fill in the missing caption: A Croat, an Ivory Coast chap and a Dutchman walk into a bar...

A Croat, a Dutchman and an Ivorian walk into a bar in Burnley, order a drink and start a conversation about football.
"We're definitely staying up" said the Croatian. "As a good Catholic I felt it was my duty to go to my priest, seek his guidance about it and the smile on his face confirmed that we'll be fine."
"We're definitely staying up" said the Dutchman. "As a good Protestant I felt it was my duty to go to my vicar, seek his guidance about it and the smile on his face confirmed that we'll be fine."
"Well I haven't got a clue" said the Ivorian. "There are 27 religions where I come from, so to be on the safe side I joined them all and I'm still a member of all those religions today. I can't be arsed asking all of them" - and then he got up and walked out of the bar.
"Weird bloke" said the Croatian.
"Not really" said the Dutchman,
"He's just a non-sect-quitter"

















...I'll get me coat.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

A Croat, a Dutchman and an Ivorian walk into a bar in Burnley, order a drink and start a conversation about football.
"We're definitely staying up" said the Croatian. "As a good Catholic I felt it was my duty to go to my priest, seek his guidance about it and the smile on his face confirmed that we'll be fine."
"We're definitely staying up" said the Dutchman. "As a good Protestant I felt it was my duty to go to my vicar, seek his guidance about it and the smile on his face confirmed that we'll be fine."
"Well I haven't got a clue" said the Ivorian. "There are 27 religions where I come from, so to be on the safe side I joined them all and I'm still a member of all those religions today. I can't be arsed asking all of them" - and then he got up and walked out of the bar.
"Weird bloke" said the Croatian.
"Not really" said the Dutchman,
"He's just a non-sect-quitter"

















...I'll get me coat.

You and outwood really do need to get on the stage Lusty.

[lancaster100]

You and outwood really do need to get on the stage Lusty.

My only concern is the length of time it is taking to seal the deals. I really hope this is not a false dawn. As much I am hopeful the time period seem a little too long.

[army88]

My only concern is the length of time it is taking to seal the deals. I really hope this is not a false dawn. As much I am hopeful the time period seem a little too long.

They want paying up front Lancaster and we don’t have all the monies

[alfinyalcabo]

From what I an understand,it's Looking like neither of these deals will go through now...Typical Burnley.

[The Bedlington Terrier]

From what I am told, it's looking a lot like both of these deals will go through before Monday. Most untypical of Burnley.

[WillPark]

Wood always was a bit clumsy... The Dutchman after a quick look on YouTube look sharper... better header, first touch and finisher in general. Hopefully we can sign him and see how he manages in the pl.

[sinkov]

James Ducker in the Daily Telegraph seems to think they're both likely to happen, and he's generally sound on what's happening in the North West. But Nixon's the man, he'd know, what does Nixon say ?

[sinkov]

Wood always was a bit clumsy... The Dutchman after a quick look on YouTube look sharper... better header, first touch and finisher in general. Hopefully we can sign him and see how he manages in the pl.

This guy has a phenomenal scoring record, he's scores for fun, sign him on.

[Norder]

Take him today Norder if we actually ever get the job done.

My question would be for 7-10million why did we have to wait till we were in the -hit to even show an interest in a player like this.

We’ve been so stagnant and lifeless I’m praying we don’t pay the price for it.

why now - Army?....the rise from the ashes story ?.....place your bets

but can say, that If we do manage to pot them (maybe another even)....the odds of us making a show of it, will doubtless climb.






from Wooden to Weghorst... .