I did listen to the last ten or fif**** minutes of the Newcastle game. The non league game came from Stamford after the Histon game was called off.

Do you know where Stamford is?

Wisbech, my new club, not that new, but not United, were at home to Halesowen, a very attractive game. Wisbech is in Cambridgeshire.

Stamford is in Lincolnshire, and the number of people in Cambs who give a stuff would fill a small bath. Apart from that Wisbech does not exist in the offices of radio cambs, but it does exist.

There is no coverage of any Wisbech game, ever. I suspect its up to the bumbling incoherent reporter to pick games, his glasses need to be checked.

Stamford is in Lincs.