Oor Kev is the MSP charged with introducing the National Care Service.
I’ll just let that sink in.
Unlike anything sensible or educational or worthwhile in his fûcking dense cranium.
Before that, he was the boy who forgot to get The Party’s comms staff to publicise the new domestic fire alarm arrangements in 2019-20.
He was also the cheerleader in attempting to wreck the Trainie Park by attempting to invoke the finance nightmare of Tax Incremental Funding in an attempt to crawl up Ian Wood’s butthole. TIF was later revealed to have been rigged after a long-delayed Sunday Herald FOI request.
In coalition with the LibDems on the local council, he, as Finance Convenor, produced “an alternative budget” before proudly publicising it. It included compulsory redundancy of council staff. He had to withdraw it next day after having his collar felt by Holyrood’s Finance Minister (Swinney) , who reminded him that it was the policy of The Party to oppose compulsory redundancies in local authorities. Then the complete fûcking dick headed up an anti-cuts march in the city, opposing the cuts that he and the Libs had cooked up.
Then there was his embarrassing shouty in-chamber spat with the admirable Andy Wightman, where he got not just the wrong end of the stick, but was in the wrong forest altogether.
Then getting chucked out of a post-conference LGBTQ+ event in Aberdeen after a shouting match with a shag rival..
You get the picture? You see what I mean?
There’s hunners more…