Folk who stick live chickens up their arse..... booooooo yoooo sick f*ckers.
Haggis served on top o' a tattie scone ... and nae a sign o' ony neep ( like Ah was served at ma gig venue last night ) ..... OK, it wis a starter ... but ..... boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Folks who say ... " Ye hivna watched 'The Office??' ... Oh min, ye should get intae it ... it's brilliant" ...
Ah did say 'folks' ... plural ....
Ah didna funcy it at aa ... the trailers did nithin for ma. ... but Ah bowed and spent the gubbins o' 3 episodes o' fkn 'whooosh' ... and didna spot ony evidence o' brilliance, cleverness, or even fkn humour ... so ....
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooo!
.... that's for the recommenders ... for the series? ...
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooo!
Daylight .... fan' ye've nae slept a wink! ............ Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Cucumber .... in place o' lemon/lime in a gin an' tonic ... Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo!
Midge Ure ... instead o' John Foxx in Ultravox ... Fkn MASSIVE ... Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo!
His name disna even rhyme! ... and so because the band didna bother tae change their name tae 'Ultramure' .. and also cos they were ****e athoot J Foxx, ... anither fkn ... Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo!
Last edited by NaeMairNeeps; 21-03-2022 at 09:02 AM.
So that's The Office and custard.
A night watching The Office guzzling bowl after bowl of custard would be damn fine.
Life withoot chillis Boooooooooooooo
Neaps, well cooked neeps Booooooooooooooooo
Never watched the office but I've seen the trailers Booooooooooooooo
( I think you must have had to work* in an office to understand)
* Work, aye that'll be right
Office " workers" Booooooooooooooooooooooo