OT - that bitch slap

[MadAmster]

Lol...I’ve received the cane far more often (half a dozen times) than I’ve dished it out (nil)...always at school and never for se ual gratification purposes. At least I don’t think so, although one of my maths teachers did have a weird leer afterwards.

Seriously though...you’ve brought up school. You try separating two sixte en year olds scrapping...especially when one of them is armed with a house brick...without adopting some level of appropriate violence. It’s all fine lines and I largely accept Andy’s point, but if for instance I hear someone in my house at night then I’m going to confront them and I will be armed, albeit with a now largely redundant cricket bat, and if they get hit with it that’ll be their fault and entirely justified imo.

P.S. Can we really still not use the words s*xual, te en and v*tal?

Really, you can't although I have it on good authority that a request has been made to the bosses to have vi-tal removed from the list although I can't see why te-en or seks/seksual are on there either....

[Geoff Parkstone]

if for instance I hear someone in my house at night then I’m going to confront them and I will be armed, albeit with a now largely redundant cricket bat, and if they get hit with it that’ll be their fault and entirely justified imo.

Then again if you are anything like the current England team you'd probably miss the burglar and get your wicket knocked over