Cambridge Fans United want a shadow board to improve communication. I baggsy Dion Dublin. Of course there are serious faults with communication, especially at United.

Remember those big horns the Swiss use to boom across mountains?, i think they need several.

I can imagine two or three aimed at Godric Smith, with the word " Hello" booming out. Even though he is sat at the table. Probably Putin style, fifty feet away, after all he is da socialista, viva la revolucion......

Maybe a black board will do, with the head of CFU pointing to letters of the alphabet, spelling out a word. Flags will be fun, or morse code.

Tapping on the hull of a submarine is good, Russian sailors know how to do that. How do you get a sub in a room though?

Its all childish nonsense of course, important subjects are totally ignored. Like the cancerous role of politics in sport, used to sell bolshevism. Or how come Barry got to buy United,?, him turning down a buyer with "deep pockets". Barrys words, something Barry doesnt have.

Deep pockets that is. But now he owns it and the ground.

When is there going to be decent loos at the ground, when will the Newmarket road end be bulldozed?

Where is the million quid Barry said one of the owners was going to use on infrastructure? It was bull. Considering outgoings and incomings, where does it all go. ? Finances.?

This is just off the top of my head.

Its all kids stuff, CFU are just pumped up nobodies who want to cozy up and rub shoulders with nobodies.

YOU NOT GOING TO GET ANYTHING WORTHWHILE. Because its not your business, no matter how many swiss horns you have.

To take a clinical look, in what way can communication be improved. ? Is a website, papers, a programme, the internet, tv, etc not enough?

CFU are a fifth wheel, trying hopelessly to be relevant. And evading anything of value. Its just a fund raising organisation, not done well. Raising tuppence, by footballs standards. It wont even buy footballs for Wisbech.

Elaine of Kidsgrove.