We won't keep a clean sheet and we're very bad at scoring goals and actually playing football, so the best we can hope for is a 1-1 draw
FFs ... yer a right bunch o' miserable Clatty Punts!
Pressure's aff ... nae top six ... nearer 7th than 11th ( nearer fkn 4th than 11th! ).
Cup wikkend has gaen time tae adjust, work, get the last game oot the system ... Time for a response ... My prediction? .. 5 games - 10 points minimum! .... nae laughin at the back.
Wager? ... nah fk it ... bottle o' Buddleia wine .... nominate yer points total ower next five games .... and stick doon yer guess as oor final goal difference as a tiebreaker.
If it's a draaaa ... Ah'll throw in extra bottles
.. Predictions previous tae this post are null and void in terms o' the wine prize ... feel free tae 're-evaluate'
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6 points from the 5 games
Goal difference at end of season -4
You bunch of doom mongers, remember we are playing teams that are also pysh
8pts +5 goal difference
2-2 or 1-2