It has to be the chief whip.
Who was it? A bottle of non existent wine to whoever guesses correctly.
It has to be the chief whip.
I would fu cking laugh myself incontinent if it was that repressed weirdo Rees-Mogg.
But I'll go Priti "Vacant" Patel.
I originally thought Raab but now I’ve had a day to think about it, my money would be on Brandon Lewis. He seems the type and despite dedicating his entire life to brown nosing, senior tories will hate him too.
By the way, Tories/Labour just shifted the UK from a democracy last night. Still, WHAT ABOUT NIPPYS FERRIESSSSSSS????
Michael Fabricant. The hairdo of a man who has his Saville Row suits tailored with carefully-stitched inner pockets to facilitate frottage.
Or Nadine Dorries having a fly flick whilst thinking of the PM sweatily grinding it out with her from behind.
Seen as this was in the house of commons I'm presuming said p0rn was viewed on a smart phone or maybe a tablet at a push so I'd say that rules JRM out.
I feel for the kind of content he'd be in to you would need much bigger hardware ( ) Something similar to that machine they created to break enigma back in the day. I'm guessing the kind of sites he's into would only be found somewhere among the real dregs of the cyber world. A few layers back from the dark web at least.
What the butler saw.