U.K. to provide security for World Cup.....

[Mason89]

Who’s going to provide security back here in Blighty, if our brave boys are all out in the desert defending our freedoms at football matches?

[donsdaft]

Especially now that the baddies have been informed that we're going to be without our 4th generation typhoon jets.

[Mason89]

I’ll not sleep safe at night knowing that

[claw84]

I’ll not sleep safe at night knowing that

Don't worry Lads, Donsdaft and Mason, we will still have our 5th generation B-35 lightnings at RAF Marham.

[mondo_notion]

Don't worry Lads, Donsdaft and Mason, we will still have our 5th generation B-35 lightnings at RAF Marham.

Vertical landings are for poofs.

[Basingstokered]

Don't worry Lads, Donsdaft and Mason, we will still have our 5th generation B-35 lightnings at RAF Marham.

So we’re sending the outdated jets, any terrorist organization with their own Air Force will be very interested.

[Jupiter]

Somebody's got to do it, so it's either us, the yanks or the frogs.

[TheDeeDon]

If the national security of these septic isles are at risk, then I have a spud gun I could lend someone if the call to arms arises. Have to provide your own tatties like, which with inflation being high could rule it out as a viable option.

[donsdaft]

I’ll look out my old pea shooter.

[mondo_notion]

I’ll look out my old pea shooter.

Not when there's kids around.