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    Off topic 3

    Played at monifieth yesterday and the crows have learned that when you leave bag a wee bit away from the green there's an opportunity for a raid.

    I watched pretty amazed that they have to learned to pull down the zips on the bags to search for grub.....bananas, chocolate, rolls etc.

    Why isn't Attenborough filming that instead of banging on about climate change.

    World cud end in a bit don't real give a **** but I'll defend my corned beef roll to the death.

    Also saw a crow trying to fish something out the dighty with a twig a few years back, using twig as a tool.....but the zip thing I'd never ever seen before.

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    Out the burny, might have been a bike

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    Played El plantino in Alicante area a few times on the 4th tee you have to walk maybe 40 or 50 yds from your buggie , meanwhile the ducks are in the buggie pinching your free biscuits and anything else they can get

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdfc View Post
    Out the burny, might have been a bike
    Why would they want to cycle when they can fly?

    Stupid boy. 😆

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    Quote Originally Posted by notso View Post
    Played El plantino in Alicante area a few times on the 4th tee you have to walk maybe 40 or 50 yds from your buggie , meanwhile the ducks are in the buggie pinching your free biscuits and anything else they can get
    FREE biscuits you say.

    Free?

    😄

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    Quote Originally Posted by Returnofrros View Post
    Why would they want to cycle when they can fly?

    Stupid boy. 😆
    Help them get a job in the circus

    Silly man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Returnofrros View Post
    Played at monifieth yesterday and the crows have learned that when you leave bag a wee bit away from the green there's an opportunity for a raid.

    I watched pretty amazed that they have to learned to pull down the zips on the bags to search for grub.....bananas, chocolate, rolls etc.

    Why isn't Attenborough filming that instead of banging on about climate change.

    World cud end in a bit don't real give a **** but I'll defend my corned beef roll to the death.

    Also saw a crow trying to fish something out the dighty with a twig a few years back, using twig as a tool.....but the zip thing I'd never ever seen before.
    Crows must be progressing as they used to steal golf balls from the middle of the fairway at some golf courses.
    About 40 years ago there was a problem a Downfield Golf Club with crows stacking the baby ducks at the ponds at the 11th and 12th holes.
    Eventually one of the members who had a shotgun licence was given permission by the committee to shoot the crows.
    Needless to say the news reached the Courier and some readers thought that it was wrong to shoot the crows.

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    Cairdy 9 holer must be one of the only courses ye get offered to buy yer own balls back😎

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdfc View Post
    Help them get a job in the circus

    Silly man
    Or post office

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    [QUOTE=Returnofrros;40061780]Or post office[/QUOTE

    Probably, you are aware of the difference between Post Office and Royal Mail

    Silly man

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