Rooney leaves Derby

[Brin]

Would be a massive jump to the England job but why not. An ambitious young Manager who would kick the arse of some lazy feckers in the current squad. Thing is I don’t think the ‘board’ would tolerate him because he’s got a gob!

[Lolmorgan]

Anything but I think ! Rooney has shown great loyalty to Derby over the last two seasons and I personally admire him for this, he could have moved on to many a club with his pulling power ?

Pity he couldn’t show the same loyalty at home.Can’t stand the man.

[LincsMiller]

Given his penchant for grannies, he is probably waiting for the Norwich job

Yep Patty, he could have his cake and eat it !

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

Pity he couldn’t show the same loyalty at home.Can’t stand the man.

No, me neither

[CAMiller]

Pity he couldn’t show the same loyalty at home.Can’t stand the man.

No, me neither

It's good to know that everyone on MM will eventually be bestowed a Sainthood

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

It's good to know that everyone on MM will eventually be bestowed a Sainthood

So the rumours about Rooney and Mother Theresa were true ?

[Pattylallacks2]

So the rumours about Rooney and Mother Theresa were true ?

If you mean Mother Teresa, they were NOT. He found out she was only 87.

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

If you mean Mother Teresa, they were NOT. He found out she was only 87.

Oops wrong nun

[avondalemiller]

................ who cares?

[Pattylallacks2]

Yep Patty, he could have his cake and eat it !

What a fantasy: Mary Berry and Delia Smith cream horns